Orphan Annie

This is me pulling my 'orphan Annie' routine. I do it spechialy for when miewmie has visiters so that they feel sorry for me. I gets lots of simpathie when I do this. Miewmie then goes and spoils it all by telling them that I have a cat flap and can come and go when I want to, and that I am not weely locked owtside in da cold and rain. Still, its good while its lasts !! he he

Watching the televishun

This is me watching telvishun. It was a natcher programme wif lots of birds. It kept me out of mischief (miewmie's words) for a furry long time.

Farewell brave Stormie

Intwuders

Thats me on the wight, on top of the conservatery. I can see efferyfing from up here. Can you see I'm not furry happy. There is an intwuder ! His name is Sky and he dusnt know anyfing about teritory ! OK, he's only a kitten and miewmie finks he is adorable but that dusnt mean I haf to let him onto my patch does it ? I haf to be furry vigilant. Sometimes I bif him one when miewmie isn't looking.

flee drops

Its dat time again. Miewmie went to the v-e-t- place and brought home a pakit of flee dwops. She says I haffen't had any for a munth. But Miewmie, I hafent got flees. She says dats why I haf to haf some. Does dat make sense to you ??
She opins the packit when I'm owt and gets it all reddy. Den she acts all 'nonchallent' but I know whats comming. Den she gwabs me and puts me on da worksurface. Thats my signal to sqirm, wriggle, and cwy. In fact anyfing to git away as soon as I can. Miewmie holds me by the scwuff of my nek and puts the drop fings on the bak of my neck where I can't lick em orf. As she has me in a neck hold, I twy and reverse out under her arm and I end up looking like a dwaft stopper, cos I'm all stwetched out. Oh how I hates flee dwops. Miewmie woood take a foto but says she hasn't got enuf pears of hands. Pleeze fink of me. As soon as the wain stops and the sun comes owt, she is going to 'attack me'. Pleeze pway for wain.

Dis bage meens I am an onory member of the Tuxedo gang. Dats cos I'm blak and whyte and incwedibly good looking as well. Wow, a reel gang. I am furry prowd to belong and will twy and bring honor to all Tuxies.