Its dat time again. Miewmie went to the v-e-t- place and brought home a pakit of flee dwops. She says I haffen't had any for a munth. But Miewmie, I hafent got flees. She says dats why I haf to haf some. Does dat make sense to you ??
She opins the packit when I'm owt and gets it all reddy. Den she acts all 'nonchallent' but I know whats comming. Den she gwabs me and puts me on da worksurface. Thats my signal to sqirm, wriggle, and cwy. In fact anyfing to git away as soon as I can. Miewmie holds me by the scwuff of my nek and puts the drop fings on the bak of my neck where I can't lick em orf. As she has me in a neck hold, I twy and reverse out under her arm and I end up looking like a dwaft stopper, cos I'm all stwetched out. Oh how I hates flee dwops. Miewmie woood take a foto but says she hasn't got enuf pears of hands. Pleeze fink of me. As soon as the wain stops and the sun comes owt, she is going to 'attack me'. Pleeze pway for wain.
My Sweet Teddi
4 months ago