wassat?

Here I am patroling my garden when I heard something. I think it was a birdie. Miewmie puts owt nice tweets for them but they don't come when they think I am here ! humph. Anyway, you are probably wondering why my immaculate fur coat looks a bit dusty. Well, this is the result of a good session of rolling about on the garden path, lying on my back and displaying my beautiful tummy furs to the sunshine. Miewmie wants me to tell you that she sweeps this path almost every day. Yes of course you do miewmie.

Nomming

Here I am in my garden checking that miewmie's plants are growing OK. I know it looks like I am nomming the cyclamen but really I was nomming some new grass shoots that are trying to grow alongside the cyclamen. Miewmie says the grass will nefer grow nice and tall if I keep shortening it. I can't help it if is very delicious can I ?

Neighbourhood watch

This is me watching the world go by on my garden wall. From here I can see beans coming and going and more importantly, other cats who think its OK to wonder into my patch. Its not OK !! Miewmie always wants to have a 'debrief' when I come in and tell her everything thats been happening. Sometimes though I fall asleep on sentry duty, especially when its sunny. Well, a girl has to get her beauty sleep and sleep owtdoors is especially regenerating.

I done a bad thing

I was just having a nice stretch up the wall, thats all. My only mistake was to have muddy feets at the time !! Miewmie is not happy. I may not get any tweets for some time. I offered to lick it all off but she said I would only end up making it look werse. Oh dear. I am in serwious twouble.

in my Christmas bag

Yes, I know its nearly Easter but this is me playing in my Christmas bag. If you could see the writing on the top, it says Happy Christmas, at least thats what miewmie says. Anyway, this carrier bag is about 3 feet long and I love to run right in and hide. In this foto, I am at the entrance posing. I love posing and it helps of course that I am so very beautiful !! My black furs show up well against the red bag don't you think?

Oh to be in England !

Miewmie's gone all poetical. Well, actually she didn't write this but she thought it was very apt for such a glorious spring day. I think those industrial strength antibiotics she took have affected her bwain !!

Oh, to be in England
Now that April's there,
And whoever wakes in England
Sees, some morning, unaware,
That the lowest boughs and the brushwood sheaf
Round the elm-tree bole are in tiny leaf
While the chaffinch sings on the orchard bough
In England-Now !