Do I look big to you?

The v-e-t said on fryday (when I went for my woutine worming and flee tweetment) that I am " a bit too heavy". Reely? I am a slim 4.9kg. Worse than that, he said miewmie should give me 10% less fud. I will starve and fade away to nothing and will have no stwength. How much is 10% anyway? It sounds far too much to me. I am a mighty mouser and I need my stwength incase a mousie pops out to play. Sorry Mr v-e-t but no do.

No mouses

I'm very dissapointed. I've been waiting for some mouses to come out and play but there have been none. Not one. Maybe its cos I was such a good mouser last year and there's none left. Awhh. Life is dull with no little furry critters to chase and play with. I spose I'll just have to relive those wonderful days last year when I caughted 4 mouses all in one day ! That was cat heaven.