Tuesday, 23 September 2008

CAT WHAT ?????? What did you say miewmie?


My miewmie just said CAT HOTEL. You know what that means don't you. Its mean I'm headed for a spell of incarceration while she goes to that place called China. I am seriously not happy at this prospect...not at all. No mouses, no fwogs to chase. No gwass to eat, no doing my 'business' outside in my loverly garden. Worst of all, I won't be able to patwol my terry tory and invaders may come in. Just as disastwus is the fact that I won't get any special tweets to eat. No brwushing, no cuddles, no kisses etc etc. You get the idea. Wholesale deprivation for TWO hole weeks. I only haf anofer week of fweedom before this calamatous event takes place. You will all come and see me in prison won't you, and don't forget to conceal some nip when you come.

12 comments:

Dana G said...

Oh no...not the cat hotel! Maggie will be sending you purrs from her prison. She will be in lock down for another couple of weeks!

Daisy said...

Maybe I can smuggle in a file for you. I am not exactly sure what you do with a file in prison, but I think it can help you get free.

Lux said...

Oh dear, that's a long time. I'll start storing up the nip now.

Evie/VampyVictor said...

no no no.. ifs kitteh hotels are like they iz here, they give you snuggles every day ( although not like Momma ones), you can take your toys and your Momma can sayz a special diet.. ie: treats how many times a day? :P
You must get on your Momma about this! ;)

Tracey and Huffle said...

I will bake the cake for Daisy to hide the file in. Poor Aoise!

Huffle Mawson

dennis said...

Dennis is FREAKING OUT! Aoise should come stay with us Tuxies and not go to the Cat Hotel! TWO WEEKS! that's a long time to be without your proper humans.

GRRRETA said...

Two whole weeks! While the you-know-who is away the mousies will play...without you!

Tesla said...

Oh nooos i will come break yoo out! i'm on da way!

Where iz dis place now?

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

We're so sorry to hear that! Well, maybe you'll have fun in kitty prison! I hear it's like summer camp! Kinda.

We'll definitely come visit and we'll sneak in some fevvers! Maybe you can use them to bribe/fool the guards.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

yoo can come stay wif me while yer mommie is gone

DEBRA said...

Hi Aoise

This is our first time to visit you and what is happenin but your Meowie is going away to a faraway place...wow and you are going to prison...well maybe we can help you figure a way to get out of that prison...Daisy has given you a file maybe we could give you some rope to help you climb out of that place...

purrs
Abby

Parker said...

Awwww, this is terrible!