My miewmie just said CAT HOTEL. You know what that means don't you. Its mean I'm headed for a spell of incarceration while she goes to that place called China. I am seriously not happy at this prospect...not at all. No mouses, no fwogs to chase. No gwass to eat, no doing my 'business' outside in my loverly garden. Worst of all, I won't be able to patwol my terry tory and invaders may come in. Just as disastwus is the fact that I won't get any special tweets to eat. No brwushing, no cuddles, no kisses etc etc. You get the idea. Wholesale deprivation for TWO hole weeks. I only haf anofer week of fweedom before this calamatous event takes place. You will all come and see me in prison won't you, and don't forget to conceal some nip when you come.
My Sweet Teddi
10 months ago