Monday, 29 September 2008

I am sulking

I am not talking to miewmie. I am sulking. On thursday, I will be stuffed into my PTU and whisked off to the cat hotel, aka pwison. It is furry impawtant that miewmie is left in no doubt about my serious displeasure at this pwospect. I will not be weleased until the 20th October which is a furry long time away. Please come ofer when I get back and we will celebwate my welease. Last time miewmie bought back some delicshous yak meat (cos she went to Tibet) so I can pwomise you some interwesting culinary delights. Pleeze fink of me while my miewmie swans about China won't you ? Fanks guys.

28 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

She abandoned you? For a month? How heartless!

We send serious purrs and tail wags to help you keep up your spirits while you are locked in prison.

Dana G said...

Sending some purrs your way Aoise!! Prison is no fun at all!!!
~Maggie May~

Daisy said...

Oh noes! That is a long time. I will be thinking of you, and I cannot wait until you get paroled on the 20th!

Angus Mhor said...

Dear Aoise, I am sorry you are being imprisoned by your mom. You may teleport over to my place anytime..I just hate the thought of you in prison. Yak just can't be so good as to be worth her abandoning you forever!

Your good friend,

Angus

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Hello Aoise! I can't believe your Momma left you!

I saw that you commented on the blog that we no longer keep up! I blog over at Chey's Place now! When she lets me. Which is not often enough.
Because she is blog hog. And a brat.

Tesla said...

i will be finkin of yoo alla tim!

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

I bet you will have lots of funs in your kitteh hotel! Hope your mom has funs in China.

Evie/VampyVictor said...

Wow! I hope that the time goes very fast and it is as nice a kittey prison as you can get. I haz never been to one yet but they sound horrible.
I would hate to be without my Momma for so long :(
Make sure you tell your Momma to travel safe and has fun! :)

V-V

Tracey and Huffle said...

Poor Aoise! Do you need me to come to your parole hearing?

Huffle Mawson

goldenshade said...

That is very sad. We will be thinking of you.

Anyway you can bust out?

Frostin said...

I am sending you the Get out of jail free. cards from Bob and Monikas' MONOPOLY game. I don't know if they will work, but it is worth a try.

Just in case it doesn't though, I hope there are nice guards at the prison that will play with you and give you treats and cuddles.

DEBRA said...

OH NO a whole month?
No way...we'll be purrin for you Aoise!

~Abby

Aoise said...

No, miewmie isn't going away for a month, but 2 weeks. Howefer, I haf to go to pwison two days before she goes and she will come and get me the day after she gets back! That means I am away nearly thwee weeks. Its still a furry long time and ....well...miewmie, do you have to go?

The Crew said...

Oh gosh. Well, try to think of your stay as a spa retreat, not a prison. That way the time will pass sooner. Don't worry, your friends won't forget about you.

MoMo said...

Oh Nosssssss!!! You are being abandoned and imprisoned for 3 weeks. My thoughts are with you. I, too, was abandoned by my SS for 2 months when she went 'surveying' and travelling in China recently. She loved it but I certainly didn't. Stay safe, Aiose's mummy, and enjoy your trip!

Forty Paws said...

Oh MY Dawg! She ist leefin fur ofer 20 days? This is too much trauma. We will shurly come ofer an offer some serious hugs & purrs to u. This is way beyond extreme.

Luf, Us

GRRRETA said...

I hope your miewmie has a wonderful trip. I've heard that catnip is like currency in kitty prison, so you probably should smuggle some in with you.

Dana G said...

Hi Aoise! Be sure to come by my blog and pick up your award!!
~Maggie May~

Beethoven said...

I think Mummys should not go to China at all! That is not nice! But meanwhile you can come by my bloggy to pick up the award I've given you. I hope your Miewmie comes home soon.

Lux said...

Terrible. Just terrible. How could she?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

gasp! i missed being able to send you off. Bendrix and I are sending you many comforting purrs your way. i'm sorry your mommy will be gone so long.

we will totally celebrate your return when you get home!!

Mr. Echo said...

I'll teleport ofur and we'll play fether for a wile. That is a long time to haff to wate. Purrs to yoo!

PrincessMia said...

Sending purrs to you Aoise!! You can teleport over to visit with Tigey and I anytime.

The Cat Realm said...

I am so sorry to hear that! I am sulking too because my staff forgot my Gotcha Day. But being confined to a cat prison is MUCH more serious!!!

d. chedwick said...

I miss you already.

a-spot-of-bovver-on-a-saturday said...

Hoping you don't get too lonely while your Mom is away. Hugs.

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

I sorry that you gotta stay in the kitty hotel! Don't worry, the 20th isn't too far away now!

Hope your momma is having a good time in China! And we look forward to seeing you when you get outta the clink.

Frostin said...

Welcome home Aoise!!!