My jump foto

OK, I know I'm not jumping but I did sort of jump into this furry poor qwality bag which fell apart in a few seconds. Dis is wubbish miewmie. Get me a decent bag !

Silly Miewmie

Miewmie is still weecovering after lusing 2 hours work on da internet. Yep, she typed in some wurds for 2 hours (whyle I wayted for my T) and then pressed 'submit' and den it just went away...gawn for efer anf efer, probly to anofer planit. Gess wat, she dint say one bad werd, not one. I fink she was in shok. Poor miewmie. She is going to do it all ofer again tonite (after my T) and dis time, not send it to anofer planit.

I'm doing the ironing

Yes, thats wight, I'm doing the ironing. As you can see, Miewmie doesn't do too good a job of the sheets so I help her by lying my nice furry body on top of them and flattening them. For some reason, she doesn't appweciate my housework skills as much as I think she should. You think she would be grateful after all she HATES ironing.

I haf been tagged

My friend Stormie has tagged me to join in a fun game. I am new to this tagging/bloggy thingy so please be patient wif me if I don't get it qwite wite.

1) What was I doing 10 years ago?
Well, as I am only about 5 I can't answer that one. I was even a twinkle in anyone's eyes. Efen my ancestors were probably not efen twinkles efer.

2) What are the 5 things on my 'to do' list today
-sleep
-keep a lookout for pidgins
-try and spot that new Bengal (Tiger) cat. I'm not sure how big he is and maybe I need to be scairt.
-see if I can move that objekt that Miewmie has put behind the toylet so that I can't hide under de barf
eat

3) Snacks I enjoy:
chick hen tweets
yoghurt
fish tweets

4) Fings I would do if I was a billionaire
-give Miewmie some money so she can visit China this year
-buy Miewmie a weely small car that is too small to take my PTU
- gif money to Second Chance Rescue cos they wescued me and found me this lufferly new home

5) 3 of my bad habits
I had to fink weely hard about this cos I am soo good. Anyway, Miewmie says
-I scwatch the rugs and carpits
- I hide behind the barf and make lots of noyse
-I run in and out of my catflap in the early morning and wake all of Portsmouth

6) 5 places I haf lived
In a flat in Leigh Park
In a foster home in Portsmouth
In my forefer home in Portsmouth

7) Jobs I have had
Miewmie used to work but efen she doesn't do dat anymore. Now she is home all day wif me. My job is to luf her.

The next meme is all about names:
The name Miewmie uses daily; well my name is Aoise (pronounced Eesha) but Miewmie also calls me pumpkin-wumpkin, darling, aoisshe baby, furry girl. When I first came here I had a prowblem with 'flatulence' so Miewmie called me 'stinky bum'. That has stopped now cos I get only the bestest of food. I wouldn't want you all to get the wong idea about me.

Haf I done this meme thing OK. No good asking Miewmie, she has efen less idea than me and anyway, she is being distracted by Alan Titchmarsh. he he

Miewmie greets the cup

Miewmie was owt on the stweets of Portsmouth today to welcome home the FA cup and Harry and the teem. She was in a very big crowd of lots of peeple who were all hollerin, whistlin, waving flags and singing. She said the noise was unbelievable, so good job I was indoors having a quiet nap. According to the box fing at leest harf of Portsmouth was dere along wif my silly miewmie. She came home very escited and tired and is now asleep on the sofer. She is too old for all this escitment !!

We won !!

Miewmie spent the afternoon glued to the goggle box cos Pompey FC were playing Cardiff in the FA cup final at Wembley and we won ! Yeaah. "Play up Pompey, Pompey play up". Thats wot Miewmie was singing and wot harf of Portsmouth are singing right now. My afternoon nap on my sunlounger was disturbed cos Miewmie kept hollerin at the box thing. I'd just doze off and then she would yell and stuff, some of it was a bit wude so I can't wepeat it here although Miewmie nefer uses weely bad words. Anyway, she is furry happy now efen though she nefer watches footie ball normally. This is a speshul day she tells me cos Pompey haven't won the cup since 1939. Wasn't that in the stoneage Miewmie ???

sunbathing

This is me sunbathing. Don't I look a cool dude? Can you see that I have pink on my puddies ? Miewmie lufs my pink puddies. Sometimes when dey is very cleen (not dat often) she efen kisses them. This is my 'lookout' post at the bottum of the garden and I can see eferything that happens from up here. I can see if the neyberhood cats are out and about and wot they is all up to. Miewmie has to specally twim back the Ivy so I can sit and lie down wifout getting itched by the leefs.

MY sunlounger

This is MY sunlounger. See, it even has a nice fweecy blanket on it, just for me. I usually lie on the wight side like in this photo so the padding is getting a bit uneven.

Sometimes, I let Miewmie borrow it and lie on it in the garden but then I constantly moan and mieow and make such a fuss that she gives it back to me !!!

Thank you Miewmie for buying this loverly sunlounger just for me.

I am bak

Hello efferyone. I am bak. Miewmie came back for me today and wescued we from the cat hotel. Thank you all so much for coming to see my bloggy page, and for all your lufferly comments and welcome purrs. It made my sentence at the cat hotel pass kwicker.

Miewmie had a lufferly time. She said she thinked of me effery day and met lots of pussy tats in Bosnia but dat dey was all semi ferral and she couldn't stroke them. She got to stroke some woofies though, including some baby woofies.

I am now going to spend the rest of the day exploring my garden. It had gwone so much that Miewmie says I have my furry own jungle to play in !!